Reviewing things?

I sometimes find myself inspired by things. Most of these thing s are stupid, and I am stupid for being inspired by anything stupid... Stop calling me stupid, assholes.

One that sticks out is Coke Baby. He does reviews of things like candy, soda, and other unimportant mumbo-jumbo. Why am I inspired by this? It actually amuses me. It's funny, fuck you if you think otherwise. If you go read some of his shit, and don't laugh. I will personally kill you with my dick.

Maddox is also a funny little shit. I think most people have already heard of this guy, sent him an e-mail sucking his e-peen and fondling his ego. No? Why not? Do I have to threaten a penis beating again?

Also, little cartoons that are created by low-talent ass-clowns humor me and make me want to buy a Porsche. What can I say? I'm easily amused.