Summer, summer, summer-time.

You know, every year I look forward to summer. And I get sick of it really quick. Here's why:

The GOOD

• I like the weather. I don't mind it being hot and muggy. I haven't put my air conditioner on this year. Even though it's a balmy 90°F in my house.
• Outside activities. I like to hang outdoors with friends and family. Just being outside more makes me feel better.
• Bikini's motherfucker. I love to see the hot chicks wandering around with a bikini top and short shorts on. You don't see that shit when it's 20° F outside!
  
  

The BAD

• Humidity. I'm sick of the humidity. Mainly because it sucks to pry my balls from my legs 37 times a day. I don't mind touching my balls, as long as they're not sweaty and smell like a gym bag. :S
• Work. There's so much more of it during the summer!
• Fat dudes with their shirts off. Motherfuckers look like they're wearing a sweater-vest or some shit. It's ridiculous. Nobody wants to see that shit, man! Put your saggy man-tits back under your wife-beater. For fuck sake.
  

Anybody know some loose women? Hook me up!